First of all, it is not my fault that the plexiglass over the screen door is so cheap and breaks easily. All I did was hold on to it and it snapped in half on its own. I must be a strong dinosaur.
|~duct tape over original crack~|
Then mommy puts that gray tape on it, but it snaps in half again. I think she should blame the company that makes the plexiglass and not a three year old innocent little boy.
|~more duct tape on second crack~|
Do I look like I am capable of doing that damage? Look at my sweet innocent face.
|~sad face when he broke the plexiglass~|
Then mommy and daddy put tape on the screen door lock and wooden door lock, because they think I am going to lock them out of the house. Is it my fault that the locks are fun and exciting to play with? Again, mommy is blaming the wrong person.
|~duct tape over screen door lock~|
|~packaging tape over door knob lock~|
I have a few questions of my own. Why is not okay for me to drive a car? They look so fun with all their buttons and big steering wheel.
|~jumped from car seat into drivers sea and insisted on driving to store~|
Why can't I put sticks in a car's tailpipe?
Why can't I put rocks in wheels of a cars?
Why can't I throw toys at the TV?
Why can't I drink out of Balboa's water bowl?
Why can't put toys in people's drinks?