I'm Cute and I Know It

It's Saturday and time for my side of the story again.

I was a SUPER good boy yesterday. We all went out to eat at Chuck's Steakhouse in Danbury, CT. I love that I can look at the fishes swimming around and see pictures of boats in the water. Did mommy get a pic of any of that? NOPE, because SHE is the one who doesn't listen. I was super good at the table. I played nicely with my cars and pretended to pour sugar, salt, and pepper on them. Why? Well, because they love when I do that.

We ordered great food, but did mommy get a picture of any of that? NOPE, she said she did but her phone was being silly. I think she is just old and doesn't know what she is doing. I think if she put her phone in my apple juice it would have worked better.

I did get to take awesome pics with mommy and daddy, not together though, perhaps one day mommy will think about asking someone to take a picture of the three of us. Am I the only one who thinks ahead around here? 

I think me being a good boy makes up for me calling mommy mean, telling her I'm mad, and saying I would throw her in the garbage for not giving me a lollipop. Hey, I'm only three and allowed to get super angry. Besides with my awesome smile, I can get away with a lot.
Don't you agree?

Here, even when I am messy from a SO Delicious mini fudge bar, I am still quite handsome.

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CLEANING SCHEDULE

Daily:
run washing machine if full, put away dried clothes, clean up disaster areas from Hurricane Dinosaur

Saturday:
door knobs, light fixtures and switches

18th
wipe down walls

What's your cleaning agenda today? 

  

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Magic Fork and Figerpeens

~*~Dinosaur's Side of the Story~*~

Why do adults only get to have fun when they eat? I wanted the special, magic fork and my mom said no. I sulked in the corner near my bedroom for a few minutes, then asked for gummies. She instantly gave me the fork. I think I may have found a new trick. Ask for two things and maybe she'll give me one of them. Anyway I got my special, magic fork.

Here you can see it better. It gets bigger when I pull on it, but mommy only let me open it a halfway. Even though it was hard to eat with it, I refused to give it up. I won this fork fair and square and I was going to eat my yummy pancakes with it.

Mommy got a little upset at me yesterday, because I added something to her special cabinet.  She said it's only for her figerpeens, which are special objects I guess. Well, I wanted to add my special robot to her cabinet too. He's really special, he can fly, shoot fire and growl like a dinosaur. He looks really nice in the cabinet, don't you think?

I know you all agree with me, so please tell mommy to stop being so mean or I may have to take out and hide some of her figerpeens. Or maybe I did already, *giggles*

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CLEANING SCHEDULE

may be altered as we head to Cooperstown

Daily:
run washing machine if full, put away dried clothes, clean up disaster areas from Hurricane Dinosaur

Saturday:
clean door knobs, fan and light fixtures

11th
clean out utensil drawers

What's your cleaning agenda today? 

  

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Mommy tricked me

Mommy took me to the mall to have fun, so she said. But she really took me there to get shoes. How dare she trick me like that. Well, at least I got to play in the indoor playground and ride the carousel twice.

Don't I look cool going down the slide?

Getting ready to jump off train like a big boy

It's more fun to jump, then fall and roll around

Then I got in toruble, can you believe that? While I was in the playground, a baby was crawling around. She wasn't even supposed to  be over in the big boy area. Anyway she got in my way and I accidnetly knocked her over. Well, I guess I kind of hip-checked her, but I wanted to play with the wall puzzle, it's only for big kids. So, it's not really my fault.

Mommy ran over and told me she was upset with me and made me look at the crying baby. I felt bad for her, but mommy embarrassed me. How dare she!

Mommy wouldn't let me leave till I apologized. The grandma of the baby said it was an accident, but mommy said I had to apologize anyway. She said it's important apologize and own up to our mistakes and it would make me feel better. I'm not going to say I felt better after I apologized, but the little baby blew me a kiss.

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Besides Mommy tricking me she has weird rules about objects in the house. She says I can't play with the cool looking items in the curio cabinet. Why are they there then, if not for me to play with them?

I also am not allowed to play with the dryer rack. I don't understand that. We have a dryer in the house, so why does she need to hang clothes up? I get mad and throw them down and use them as a play area for my cars. I know you all think I am right, so I won't even ask.

See, I think it works better as a toy for me. Don't you agree?

What really cool things in your house do you say kids can't play with just to be mean?